Rating: 2
Wouldn't you wouldn't you I like to be my neighbor too? Because if you are you got to look and see all my junk collection! And my dilapidated building with a partial roof, falling down, a big piece of iron on my roof! Oh please don't forget my Dead Crane in front. And please everyone be stupid enough to know I am total violation of fire laws I have no fire extinguishers on my boat docks. And the last time code enforcement inspecting my property yearly as per city code was I can't remember when!! I own the sidewalk so I can put whatever junk on them I want please come look at my collection you'll be envious of my stuff and please don't even ask if I have proper business licenses or insurance. We don't need no stinking insurance!! As you can plainly say we just don't care haha. What's even more funny is all of the water rights that I have stolen from the city, that I don't pay taxes on once again haha and please don't ask me about all the illegal pylons and docks that I have installed I'll tell you none of your business cuz you're all stupid!!